Wacky Fun Dreams

I had two amazing dreams last night that I'd like to permanently commit to memory.

The first was set back in Oak Harbor. It appeared that it was during the time I was in high school, as all my stuff was still in my bedroom. I was returning from some place, and found a number of firetrucks parked in various orientations around my house. I thought that the house had caught on fire, but after examining the inside, found nothing amiss. It then came to my attention that, in celebration of a birthday, a bunch of dumb hicks had gotten drunk and lit nearly every tree on the island on fire. I had apparently missed this scorched landscape when first outside my house, cause dreams are cool like that.

The second was pornographic and awesome. There were two girls, one of which was Lily Thai. The first girl got all pissed off for some reason and left at some point. And then I woke up.